Yesterday I legitimised my teetotalitarianism for 2010 as follows; Last year I learned to have fun while drinking, this year i'm going to learn it sober.
After 6 Schweppes Tonics for me and some thirty units of alcohol unequally to be distributed among the others present, I dare say I had as much fun as any of them without having to be afraid of a hangover.
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