Showing posts with label body. Show all posts
Showing posts with label body. Show all posts

Sunday, April 26

Get your vitamins

It's almost sort of true.

You Are Vitamin D
You're a naturally strong person. You've always had a lot of endurance.
You can survive what would make most people crumble. You have both mental and physical strength.

You don't do a lot to stay healthy - you just live a pretty natural lifestyle.
You stay away from processed junk, sleep like a baby, and get plenty of sunshine!

Sunday, October 21

Stuffing

I've stuffed myself on a twice-a-day basis this past week. The result of which is that I've gone down a bra size and my jeans are no longer perfectly tight but annoyingly loose*.

If any readers know of weight reducing qualities in any of the following foods, let it be known.

  • mascarpone
  • dark chocolate
  • vegan ice cream
  • white rice
  • black tea
  • green tea
  • tomato sauce
  • spinach
  • salmon
  • olives
  • pasta
  • champaign
  • Mexican beer
  • cheese
  • chocolate cake
  • scrambled eggs
* all my thin yet dieting friends: I'm still two dress sizes ahead of you, I don't want to hear (jealous) complaints

Sunday, May 20

Tattoo

You Should Get An All Over Tattoo

Outrageous and funky
Because you should never have to choose just one tattoo

Monday, February 12

Curves

Your Waist to Hip Ratio is 1.0

You are quite curvy. Most clothes look great on you.
How Curvy Are You?


And we all know how true that is. Bloody stupid tests.