Independance Day

Yesterday, the wonderfull town in which I am happy to live and walk around miserably declared its independace. And so for a little while I've walked the streets a a free citizen of city state Ghent. Here's a link for those who speak Dutch and some video's for everyone else.

I don't have a headache;

For everybody who thinks the title statement makes as much sense as an independent city state Ghent: you all know I've been more or less sober since mid-October and some of you have a notion of exactly how much whisky I've drunk very early this morning. I really shouldn't make it an easter holiday tradition.

"Why not?" is not the right question.

If I were completely feelingless -which (thank evilness) I am, I could find joy in now counting every shade of relationshipness from just hooked up to just broke up in a relatively close circle of friends. But why? Do tell me why, must every pilar of faith, every example of everburning love, every hope be torn down, broken, undone and given up?!

What september means

Another internet thingy telling me what my birth month means, probably a scandalous rip-off, but judge for yourself, and do comment.

♥ SEPTEMBER

Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends
to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself.
Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic.
Consoling, friendly and solves people’s problems.
Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and
caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have
many friends. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates
oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore.
Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can
understand.

Love Profile

Virgo - Your Love Profile

Your positive traits: You're incredibly thoughtful and able to give your partner what they need most. You are totally logical. You can deal with problems without involving your emotions. A good work ethic. You'll do whatever it takes (within reason) to make your relationship work. Your negative traits: Sometimes you are so focused on your goals that you let your relationships suffer You tend to be a perfectionist - and expect perfection from your mate as well You are picky. So picky that you rather be single than with someone who has a few minor faults. Your ideal partner: Values success in life as much as you do Fits a checklist of qualities you've been looking for since childhood Like you, is more practical and realistic than romantic Your dating style: Active. You're a bit hyper, so you'd prefer a date that involved rollerblading in the park or hiking. Your seduction style: You may seem a bit shy, but once you open up to someone - you're totally uninhibited You like to set the scene first - candles, music, nice sheets A bit obsessed with cleanliness, you may want to shower first with your love Tips for the future: Soften up a little. Vulnerability is sexy - and feels great over time. Lower your standards a little. Look past a messy desk or someone being five minutes late. Praise your partner more. You make expect them to be successful, but complements are still appreciated. Best color to attract mate: Navy blue Best day for a date: Wednesday

What's Your Love Profile?

Bugrit. Or in other words: Ain't gonna happen.

Dig this.

Since I've escaped from my parents music taste this man plus band has been one of my favourites. Very ugly moustache though!

Conspiring

A conspiracy of bus drivers I call it. But the people of the public transport tickets and information boot are equally at fault; not once, not twice but an astonishingly three times out of three times that I ventured to take public transport in order to travel around the city I was-willfully- misled as to which tram or bus route I was to take and at which stop I was to descend. Once more proof that the entire world plots against me, and usually plots my utter unhappiness.

Origami Bird

I should publish this, even if it was just for the sound track.

Let the motherfucker burn.

It's been in my head for nearly 24 hours, time for something else I'd say.

"Fire Water Burn"- Bloodhoud Gang

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn,
Burn motherfucker burn.

Hello my name is Jimmy Pop and I'm a dumb white guy,
I'm not old or new but middle school fifth grade like junior high,
I don't know mofo if y'all peeps be buggin' give props to my ho cause she all fly,
But I can take the heat cause I'm the other white meat known as 'Kid Funky Fried',
Yeah I'm hung like planet Pluto hard to see with the naked eye,
But if I crashed into Uranus I would stick it where the sun don't shine,
Cause I'm kind of like Han Solo always stroking my own wookie,
I'm the root of all that's evil yeah but you can call me cookie,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn,
Burn motherfucker burn.

Yo yo this hard-core ghetto gangster image takes a lot of practice,
I'm not black like Barry White no I am white like Frank Black is,
So if man is five and the devil is six than that must make me seven,
This honkey's gone to heaven,
But if I go to hell then I hope I burn well,
I'll spend my days with J.F.K., Marvin Gaye, Martha Raye, and Lawrence Welk,
And Kurt Cobain, Kojak, Mark Twain and Jimi Hendrix's poltergeist,
And Webster yeah Emmanuel Lewis cause he's the anti-christ,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn,
Burn motherfucker burn.

Everybody here we go,
Ohh Ohh,
C'mon party people,
Ohh Ohh,
Throw your hands in the air,
Ohh Ohh,
C'mon party people,
Ohh Ohh,
Wave 'em like you don't care,
Ohh Ohh,
C'mon party people,
Ohh Ohh,
Everbody say ho,
Ohh Ohh,
C'mon party people,
Ohh Ohh,
Everybody here we go.

Hyper

It's quite difficult to be miserable when you're energetic. All you can do is sulk a bit on how everybody is happy, people that barely know you invite themselves for a poke-battle, nobody understands the importance of sub-trolls etc etc but you grow bored of that rather rapidly and now what am I going to do?

Never mind how much I wish I could cry, for the time being I'm stuck in smile modus.

Plentiful Birthdays

March seems to be the one month in which half the people I know celebrate their birthday. Apart from those very few I deem worthy of an actual gift, I don't bother much, but still, I like people bothering about my birthday so... here's some virtual cake. And if you want real cake, drop me a note and come over for supper.

Just a little weirder...

There's a 48% Chance You've Been Abducted By Aliens

Maybe you've really been abducted by aliens... but probably not. Let's face it. You're just a little weirder than most people.

What Are the Chances that You've Been Abducted by Aliens?

I want you - Elvis Costello

Not the very best rendering, but accidentally I erased it from my iTunes library and it may be a while before I can add it again so...

Rebecca II

So little time we had together and already harsh fate divided us. It may be assumed that I am in a grave state.