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Showing posts with label statistics. Show all posts

Friday, April 17

Penguin material

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age

0
style of clothing
hobbies
field of study

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nice hands
beard
likes board games
likes animals (I presume)
science fiction afficionado
seems to like me



I have yet to find out whether he has a zombie apocalyps plan, who his favourite dr. Who companion is and if he knows how penguins propose, but I'm almost very certain that I'm absolutely smitten.

Friday, May 21

Watching Porn

I may as well admit that though I am no avid watcher, I've seen my share of on screen nudity in whatever form. I suppose this will not be a shock too many of my readers I dare to be bold enough that not all
viewings were entirely unpleasant or without effect, added bonus being that I may put any objections into words well-informed, detailed and original. And that's that.

Wednesday, March 18

Story of my life.

All of you, my dear reader are well aware that I am not a lucky person and that i like to complain about it. Whenever life does not turn out the way I picture in my mild/wild fantasies I moan, groan and lament about it. You will hear me say 'Just my luck' or 'Typical' or 'Why always me' at every setback ranging from not winning the lottery (again) to being rejected (again).

But one not so very pleasant event takes places in my life about once a year; the disappearing of my trusty steel horse. Hence I would like to claim 'My bike got stolen. Story of my life.' as my line and mine alone.

Thursday, September 18

Birthday Messages

Apparently I kept note of them last year so if there is anyone keeping track here's the balance for this year: 11 text messages, 5 facebook wall messages, 1 facebook inbox message, 2 birthday cards, three real life congratulations and 5 kisses. Just too bad I got the first kisses from one of the friends I like least*.


* I don't mean you, shirahime. You're the friend I like best.