Mayonaise

AS one might have read on this very page many many weeks ago, I once ventured to incorporate Bob's* recipe collection into mine. So today for the benefit of mankind; manufacturers of anti-cholesterolpills specifically I made mayonaise.

Morganaise

• 2 very fresh eggs
• 2 or 3 spoons of Dijon mustard
• a pint of sunflowerseed oil
• 2 spoons of vinegar
• 2 spoons of lemon juice
• salt and pepper to taste

Put eggs and mustard in a somewhat higher bowl with a content of at least a litre. Mix thoroughly, use an electronic device if you're lazy, plain old smart or enjoy washing up.
Have an eight year old kid or your favourite housemate pour in the oil at a slow and steady pace.
When you have achieved a thick creamy fluid after all the oil has ben poured, stir in the other ingredients in whatever order you fancy.
Store in refrigerators for a week tops.
Enjoy with all your meals.


* not to be confused with B.O.B. meaning Battery Operated Boyfriend