Wednesday, July 4

I wish I were a lesbian

'Why?' Is a question answered easily enough. I like women. Women like me. Men are stupid insensitive pigs. Unfortunately that's not the end of it. So far the type of girl that has tried to chat me up is a bimboish naive ugly whould-be fashionista, not the pretty from the inside-out intelligent funny feminine person I might fancy. And if my bride-to-be is one third as bad as I am she is going to be one frightfully nagging bitch, making my life the living hell I imagine it to be.

Conclusion: A simple* man is still preferable. Cunnilingus has never been my thing anyway.

* To be read as ignorant, shallow, hopeless.

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