... and I'm back

Contrary to expectation neither I or Shirahime felt the undeniable urge to strangle the other. A lack of violence and dark needs that can only be explained, taking into consideration the S*****-hunt battle cry destress method.

Some thanks go to the people that texted me their birthday wishes and everybody that didn't show up, I've never before been able to eat 5 slices of the same rhubarbpie.

important additions to our vocabulary:

• mushi
• mini-mushi
• maxi-mushi
• capital, capital
• the new S-word
• rets reraxu

quotes

• (on the quest for a birthday gift for myself, having just carefully selected Twistable Crayons and miniature sized highlighters as possible happy thought generators, looking for a colourbook and it being suggested I choose I colourbook with colourexamples): "I'm not a little kid anymore! "
• "You just stuck your hand in a cow."
• "This is all extremely vexing. I'm quite put out."