You may assume that a woman wants to go to bed with you if you are both sober, kissing each other and she is unzipping your pants. If for example, a fully clothed woman walking across the street turns her head in the direction of the cry "Hey you, with the pink T-shirt" to cast the shouter a look that says "If my eyes were bullets there'd be hole in your forehead and if you were standing beside me you might have had to permanently broke off any plans you had in the direction of producing offspring." and thereby accidentally meets his eye (him being you), it is not -I repeat NOT- okay to hastily cross the street nearly causing a car to crash into a cycler and two walking girls, tap the woman who would have your guts for breakfast if she'd get away with it on the shoulder, pinch her butt and say "Pussy have you got any plans for tonight?"
If you recognise this situation, you damn well deserved the smack on your head. You damn well deserved an elbow in your ribs, the unsoft touch of a woman's knee in your groins and a punch in the face to make your nose bleed also, but I unlike others know boundaries.
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