I wished only one thing for myself this year: wake up just before noon next to a nearly irresistibly handsome guy (not necessarily just having enjoyed two hours of steaming hot sex together, though of course I wouldn't have objected let alone minded) Instead I woke up with the urge to do a hundred sit-ups (I managed about fifteen in case you wonder).
Yesterday I was resolved on one thing: not to make a list of resolutions, because I never fulfil them anyway. Five minutes past midnight I had this (see below) list of two.
- Wake up at least once next to a nearly irresistibly handsome guy, having just enjoyed two hours of steaming hot sex.
- Adopt a cat.
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