The Mona-Mensah Hypothesis

Thhrough logical deduction we (namely myself and dr.-to-be Akosua Mensah) have concluded that black people are actually the final reïncarnation stage of white people who tan easily.

Ponder the following:

1) Tanning comes in stages: Once you've passed the red-white-red-white stage you never grow back into it.

Logically this must be the physical expression of a  psychological evolution.

2) Ultimate psychological evolution leads to enlightenment.

Thus, the darker your skin the closer you potentially are to nirvana. With the sub-Saharian African homo sapiens sapiens as a last stepstone. If you screw up there and then however you are doomed to become a mere forefather/mother and you will never reach nothingness.

3) Since we have now concluded that all races are merely a graduation of psychological evolution, all afterlife whether it is call 'heaven', 'paradise', or... is of no matter because all of it is located in Israel, which is conveniently located on the scrap of land linking the major "white" areas of the world with the major "black" area.

We will gladly hear your comments and further arguments.