Saturday, January 27

WANTED

Job as columnist.

Reason: Next to jail keeper* the only thing I'd be good at professionally.

Qualifications:
  • Can read and write
  • Can type a little
  • Have an opinion of my own
  • Have a sense of humor
  • Am still alive
Interests:
  • Unpopular school subjects
  • Books
  • Getting paid extremely well
Very good at:
  • Being miserable and heart broken
  • Cooking from scraps
  • Knitting scarfs
  • Cheering down
  • Getting lost
  • Driving cars against trees


* As the abuse of inmates is now frowned upon this profession ceases to be attractive as a full-time employment.

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