Reason: Next to jail keeper* the only thing I'd be good at professionally.
Qualifications:
- Can read and write
- Can type a little
- Have an opinion of my own
- Have a sense of humor
- Am still alive
- Unpopular school subjects
- Books
- Getting paid extremely well
- Being miserable and heart broken
- Cooking from scraps
- Knitting scarfs
- Cheering down
- Getting lost
- Driving cars against trees
* As the abuse of inmates is now frowned upon this profession ceases to be attractive as a full-time employment.
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