I've stuffed myself on a twice-a-day basis this past week. The result of which is that I've gone down a bra size and my jeans are no longer perfectly tight but annoyingly loose*.
If any readers know of weight reducing qualities in any of the following foods, let it be known.
- mascarpone
- dark chocolate
- vegan ice cream
- white rice
- black tea
- green tea
- tomato sauce
- spinach
- salmon
- olives
- pasta
- champaign
- Mexican beer
- cheese
- chocolate cake
- scrambled eggs
* all my thin yet dieting friends: I'm still two dress sizes ahead of you, I don't want to hear (jealous) complaints
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