Wednesday, April 15

Today in the news.

I woke up a little late this morning. Usually I'd eat a hurried breakfast and dash off to work, today I still had a sip of tea and a quick rummage through the paper. And I learned the following:

  • In Dubai a dromedary has been cloned for the first time.
  • A baby has been made with sperm that is 22 years old.
  • In Illinois a thirteen-year old boy robbed a bank.
  • Someone wrote a book about the perversity of celebrities promoting their religion or goodwill.
  • Three days after his near-heroic third victory, anything the golden boy utters- ranging from 'I had to vomit' to ' I want another green jersey' is still news.

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